Electric Chainsaw

The Lizard Electric Chainsaw is quiet and powerful. Able to take on the tough jobs of its fossil-fuel ancestors.
- Large chain-oil reservoir lasts forever
- Self-sharpening, so it's always at its peak performance
- Discreet internal battery with amazing run time
- Gently vibrates when idle, to massage your hands (and because the game won't not do that)
Price: 700